What you have been experiencing is the protracted silence
created by creeping exaggeration.
Currently there is no cause for alarm.
The embargoed cactus remains
smuggled across the border in fitted sheets
have been reported missing.
We do not know what this means.
Superfluid field agents are investigating the
death of Soviet physicist Lev Landau
((allegedly the result of a car accident)).
We suspect a passive-aggressive censorship.
Expect more of the same. more of the same. more of the same.