By the time you read this, I will have found a way to—
By the time you read this, I will have discovered how to—
When you receive this, for Einstein’s sake, don’t right cli—
Open only upon my de—
OH, HOLY FU—
. . .
—reverse the effects of the distortion.
—slingshot tangentially (God, I’m glad my English Lit. teacher [garbled; unintelligible])
—ck because I might just have found a way to—
—mise due to temporal and corporeal issues with my previous self-iterations and open the wormhole’s patch, to rework a few of those equations.
My God, it’s full of turtles!