By the time you read this, I will have found a way to—

RESEND:

By the time you read this, I will have discovered how to—

REBOOT:

When you receive this, for Einstein’s sake, don’t right cli—

DAMN, YOU!

Open only upon my de—

OH, HOLY FU—

No.

. . .

—reverse the effects of the distortion.

—slingshot tangentially (God, I’m glad my English Lit. teacher [garbled; unintelligible])

—ck because I might just have found a way to—

—mise due to temporal and corporeal issues with my previous self-iterations and open the wormhole’s patch, to rework a few of those equations.

*flicker*

My God, it’s full of turtles!