The Math Song

“Your facts! Your figures! What are they worth now, huh?
Are they worth the lives of 7 billion people?”

Y equals X over 5
5 to the power of Z (?)
Z (?) is the square root of 3
3 is the number for me
I said

X by the tangent of N
N minus pi over 10
That equals negative 9
Negative 9 is so fine

You’ve got a brain
And nobody really needs another love song
Love song

N is the product of V
V and the cosine of 3
Cube that and add 44
And not an integer more

V equals 1 through the sum
The sum of 101
And 83 over 5
What is the value of Y?

You’ve got a brain
And nobody really needs another love song
Love song

You’ve got a brain
Yeah I heard you’ve got it


The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets  The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets's website is dedicated to promoting the literature of H.P. Lovecraft, who wrote of lost cities, tainted genealogy, alien gods, and that fabled tome, The Necronomicon. The Thickets have a reputation for entrancing and inciting their live audiences with their melodic blend of energetic punk and rock, while wearing thrilling costumes that help bring their good-naturedly macabre songs to life. Quite often during the climax of their rock ‘n’ roll rituals a servitor of that Great Old One known as Cthulhu will be summoned and inevitably destroy the band. They’ve played with GWAR, They Might Be Giants, and Bad Brains at festivals like DragonCon, GenCon, the HP Lovecraft Film Festival, and of course, the Penny Arcade Expo. Their song “Shhh….” is available as a downloadable track for Harmonix’ Rock Band video game. Other tracks have appeared in video games like Sword of the Stars and Penny Arcade Adventures Episode 2. They wrote the award-winning role-playing game Spaceship Zero. Defeating The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets awards you 6000 Experience Points and a Vorpal Guitar of Rocking +3.

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